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Weekend Party!
Posted:May 21, 2018 10:02 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 10:31 am
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Weekend Party!


Did you do anything funny over the weekend?



A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"



I did, as usual, too much booze and sex and today Monday I feel like I am being punished!
How about you how do you feel this Monday?


Weekend Party!
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Spill Over Into Monday!
Posted:May 21, 2018 9:51 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 10:14 am
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Spill Over Into Monday!


Don't you just love it when beauty spills over from the weekends into Monday?



I need beauty and art in my life!
How about you?






Spill Over Into Monday!
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It Feels Like A Monday!
Posted:May 21, 2018 9:46 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 10:30 am
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It Feels Like A Monday!


I am tired from the weekend and cranky and now I wake up this morning and it's Monday, shit!



My wife loves to punish me on Mondays!



Do your lover(s) punish you?


It Feels Like A Monday!
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Mrs Right Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 8:10 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 8:21 am
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Mrs Right Sunday!






Little Johnny sat in the class, The teacher drew a cucumber on the white glass, She asked: " What is it? " Little Johnny raised his hand, He answered: "A Dildo" Little Johnny was sent out the class, And by came the principal. He asked Little Johnny, Why he was not in class. Little John replied: "I really don't know" The principal brought Johnny back in the class And yelled at the teacher: "Why is Little Johnny out the class? And who drew a dildo on your white glass?"






Mrs Right Sunday!
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Sexy Hot shower Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 8:03 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 9:27 am
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Sexy Hot shower Sunday!


I took a hot shower this morning and it was awesome!



Do you lather her up?


One of the signs of civilization in my opinion!


Sexy Hot shower Sunday!
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Welcome the flame Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 7:44 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 9:33 am
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Welcome the flame Sunday!


If your flame of love is burning hot this Sunday just go with it!



Likewise with you flame of lust!



Love and lust work best when mixed,
One energizes the other in a variable way, not fixed!


Welcome the flame Sunday!
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Bedside Manner Saturday!
Posted:May 19, 2018 9:19 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2018 9:36 am
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Bedside Manner Saturday!






This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck....."







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Blow Jobs on Saturday!
Posted:May 19, 2018 9:14 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2018 11:26 am
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Blow Jobs on Saturday!













Blow Jobs on Saturday!
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Spank me Saturday!
Posted:May 19, 2018 9:09 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2018 12:12 pm
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Spank me Saturday!


When was the last time you have been spanked?



Some women like it harder than others!



When she asks you to spank her do you do it?


Spank me Saturday!
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Food Analogy Friday!
Posted:May 18, 2018 8:58 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 5:18 pm
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Food Analogy Friday!


Every need and most people love food and overeat!



As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread,
"The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in ecstasy as you eat my cherry pie," she said,
Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind in bed,
"Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you", She said,
You are my world my little cupcake, my butter and bread,
" I want to lick your cream filling until you ache", I said!



Are you hungry now?


Food Analogy Friday!
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Naked and unafraid Friday!
Posted:May 18, 2018 8:36 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 5:24 pm
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Naked and unafraid Friday!


Do yo like getting naked?



Are you afraid to get naked?



Are you unafraid to get naked?


Naked and unafraid Friday!
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The Hunger Returns Friday!
Posted:May 18, 2018 8:24 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 9:25 am
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The Hunger Returns Friday!


I love to eat pussy!



How many times a week do you eat pussy?



Is it a main course for you or just a appetizer?


The Hunger Returns Friday!
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A hard days afternoon!
Posted:May 17, 2018 8:43 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2018 11:58 am
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A hard days afternoon!


It was not the night that was sexy great but the afternoon!



What happened is she was bored and I was horny!



And we ended up making love!


A hard days afternoon!
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